passionpeachy:

the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature

naeviaas:

stuckinapril:

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

nat-20s:

Three most useful phrases for my 20s so far have been “fuck it we ball”, “take it easy, but take it”, and “if it sucks, hit da bricks”

rainbowbarnacle:

When I was a kid, I was really enamored a handful of local radio stations–the DJs were hilarious and really nice and would play songs for you, but my favorite thing was this thing one of them did called the 5:20 Primal Scream.

Every day at 5:20 he would take a random caller and let them shriek their head off on the air. No opinions or venting or anything like that, just wordless screaming. Often these were people in traffic or just getting off work. And you got some really adorable people being all “YRAERGH” and then giggling and feeling better after

And I remember one guy who just went “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” for like half a minute and the DJ was like “holy crap you’re like some kind of tornado siren”. I think about that guy sometimes.

And I think about that DJ. I hope he’s doing okay.

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charbutonmain-deactivated202302:

reminder that this is a pro choice blog, because access to a medical procedure shouldn’t be a debate, and if you think otherwise, fuck off

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capricornpropaganda:

capricornpropaganda:

There’s no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that

Was Scooby and the gang ringing up the police?? No bc Fred and Shaggy were dodging the draft

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vegrbleboy:

not a brain cell among them ❤️

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crazy-brazilian:

darkalleysunflower:

funnytwittertweets:

We don’t save the good wine or bubble bath or candles or gifts for special occasions. Tuesday is a special occasion. Don’t delay what brings you joy.

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